February 2012
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SPRING BREAK BUCKET LIST.
Its happening. So what better outlet than tumblr to create a month long bucket list for a week long blissful adventure in Florida with my best friends? Here’s what I got so far:
-Go see Titanic in 3D (first time in theatres for me!) -Find a sand dollar -Get mexican food (and flirt with a mexican waiter **just for me) -have a dance party (somewhere, anywhere,…) -find someone to touch...
i apologize to anyone who thinks im rude when...
I promise, I’m not usually like this. Its just that apparently giving up diet coke and teaching kindergarten makes me sort of a bitch.
Struggle.
My mind no longer knows the difference between the...
I feel like all of my social medias are just becoming interchangeable. A sign that I have too many? Nah. A sign that I am losing my mind? Probably. A sign that the internet is just insane? Absolutely.
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Putting it on tumblr means it has to happen.
I’m posting it on the internet and I’m pretty sure thats about as legally binding as it gets. For lent this year I will be adding one thing and taking one thing away:
Adding: Going to church every week. I used to be good about this but recently its been less consistent. During lent I will be going every week hopes of making it a habit again.
Taking away: This is the big one. For lent...
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Words of wisdom from an attractive spin...
The fact that hes attractive is beside the point. But I felt that it needed to be included.
This just gives some nice perspective on exercise. At least it did for me.
“Sometimes I have to go to these conferences or meetings and at the end all I can think is, there is 45 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. But this stuff right here, that’s 45 minutes you can put in the...
When the highlight of your Saturday is skyping...
you know the word “lame” has taken on a whole new meaning.
But honestly this Saturday is definitely better than the last one in which I sat around all night waiting for a call from a guy who I would only 24 hours later discover to be an absolute creep.
I also cleaned the bathroom tonight.
My life.
That moment when your nose is running and you...
So you stay in bed and keep sniffling and watching 7th Heaven.
And this is the first post I’ve actually written and not reblogged in days. You are very welcome, followers.
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Just another one of those nights where I hate...
The number of times per week that I lose any and all faith in the goodness of people is really getting to be sort of ridiculous.
Someone please prove me wrong.
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Today I told my Dad that I have no friends.
And he didn’t believe me. And yet…here I am sitting alone on a Saturday night with no plans on my horizon except to watch the next 3 discs in this season of Friends (the tv show, to be clear) or listen to Tim McGraw’s greatest hits.
I also might go to Target.
Look out world.
EDIT plans now include mourning Whitney Houston by listening to all of her pop-y/dance-y beats that...
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Live in the moment?
I feel like I have so many things coming up right now and so much anticipation that I am completely failing to enjoy anything that is going on right now. Granted, things have been a little bit of a struggle lately, but I have always prided myself in being able to find little things to enjoy every day (except for those days that just suck and you want to complain about everything because those...
The things I need to do list is not all all...
which is not at all proportional to the list of things I will end up doing list. Unfortunate.
but its ok. because in less than 2 months i will be HERE:
with this:
and with that i know everything will be ok.
January 2012
11 posts
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Mediocrity is all I want.
You know that question that people like to ask? Its something like, would you rather have a mix of absolutely amazing moments and absolutely horrible moments or just a consistent strand of mediocrity (actually now that I think about it I think its in reference to friends…would you rather have one really awesome friend or lots of ok ones, but the general principle still applies).
ANYWAY
I...
Lots of my posts are about hate.
And I’m sorry for that. But sometimes, you really do just hate everyone. Except your best friend. And your sister. But everyone else, you suck and I hate you all.
I will now resume watching The Office from the very beginning, knitting, and trying to plan a way to get my ass out of the country this summer.
Just another Wednesday, folks.
A made up analogy about rain (and my life right...
“When it rains it pours. But its usually followed by a drought.”
Are you even supposed to use quotes if you just made it up yourself? I made that up. Or adapted it.
I don’t know if its even logical in the literal sense, but figuratively its deep, man.
This is the type of thing that you’re capable of after receiving a bachelors of arts degree from a liberal arts school,...
Finding old drafts that I was too scared to...
I have no idea when I wrote this. But its been sitting in the draft section for some time. I do remember what it was about and why I was scared to post it. Happy 2012, here’s to voicing my opinion freely.
I think I’m getting worse and worse at voicing my opinions. and I blame college for it. How backwards is that??
In high school, I was beginning to figure out what I thought...
Things that will happen this year//things that...
I will graduate with a Masters
My sister will getting married.
I will become a real live teacher and have my own classroom
I will travel (out of the country??)
I will get to my goal weight.
I will get my first place on my own.
3 of each. 3 are certain, 3 are doable. And then there’s those 30 things I’m gonna stop doing...
December 2011
7 posts
I have a new years resolution for nearly every...
stop being shitty.
30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself →
Love this.
isjustprogress:
johnnarock:
I should tattoo these on my body.
I think I’m going to print this out and put it either near my desk or on my wall at work. I try to do so many of these things on a daily basis, but always fall short. I want to be better in 2012. If nothing else, I deserve to give myself that.
I hate almost everyone.
Especially people that intentionally hurt others.
I may hurt others, but its always completely unintentional and I always feel awful about it.
You are so much worse.
I have become one of those girls that writes blog posts to people knowing that they will never see it. I feel like I’m on post secret.
Fuck it.
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Also, it seems television has once again given me unrealistic...
I feel like I need to say something
but I have no idea what it is.
I think I’m just feeling completely emotionally torn. Like, right down the middle. And that is super disturbing. To feel that conflicted. I like to be sure of my feelings. To know I’m sad. To know I’m happy. Regardless of what I may be feeling, I like to know it and run with it. My strong emotions are something I have always been able to count...
thanks, facebook.
through my stalking of random people that i havent seen since 2004, i learned one thing:
apparently i went to high school with a bunch of asshole guys that would turn into really attractive 20 somethings. who knew?
unfortunately they’re probably still assholes. or even bigger assholes because they’re now hot. and there is a direct correlation between hotness and asshole-ness. its...
paralyzed by fear.
always heard that phrase and assumed it meant something really serious. like when you’re face to face with a lion and you can’t move. so i never really thought i’d be able to use it in my life, seeing as how i don’t find myself face to face with many lions.
but today i used it.
apparently, the phrase can also mean you’re scared of an impending social situation and...
November 2011
8 posts
I will be at my goal weight by my sister's...
I will be at my goal weight by my sister’s wedding. I will be at my goal weight by my sister’s wedding. I will be at my goal weight by my sister’s wedding. I will be at my goal weight by my sister’s wedding. I will be at my goal weight by my sister’s wedding. I will be at my goal weight by my sister’s wedding. I will be at my goal weight by my sister’s...
Questions I ask myself on a Friday night.
Why am I not watching the OC right now?
Why is it more acceptable for me to watch Twilight by myself in bed over the Notebook?
Why does it feel like chocolate solves all my problems when in reality it adds to them?
Why do I suck at anything involving “mind over matter”?
Why is it winter?
When can I only breathe out of half my nose?
Why do I want what I can’t have and not...
Laura Ann and the day of unfortunate occurrences
I love generalizing about my days. I truly believe every day has some sort of theme if you just take the time to look for it.
I mean the title pretty much says it all on this one. Today was chock full of inccidents that were quickly followed by words like “oops” or “that wasn’t supposed to happen”.
Some were coincidences, some were self inflicted. But the sad?...
Some perspective on a Sunday night.
On whether or not we’re the same as we were in high school:
“when I look back on the people I knew, the ones who were super awesome just got more awesome, and the ones with big character flaws became nothing but walking billboards of those character flaws.the nice people made lots of friends and stayed nice and the sluts had babies”Lindley Ruth On hipsters, duh.
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sometimes i feel like (a motherless child?)
no. not that. but sometimes i do feel like im a really bitchy person. and im pretty sure im not that way by nature. but sometimes. i sure feel like it.
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What is this, some sort of evil plot?
Whose big idea was it to surround me with amazing men that are exactly the type of guy I would like to be with and should be with but are my good friends so nothing will ever happen? I can list about 5-10 guys (who even happen to be good looking!) that fall into this category. And I love each one with all of my heart.
So how come the only ones that anything ever happens with romantically are the...
